Monday, November 16, 2009

Chinese martial arts films of the 50 classic law of

1. Panda Inn is the largest chain of ancient Inn. ... ...
2. Super giant poison antidote, Shader are produced in the Western Regions.
3. Ordinary people in daily life, as long as nocturnal wear clothes, and then kept a veil, the other party does not recognize it.
4. Useless small role names used in martial arts have a strong literary and animal, that is not very easy to use.
5. Long with long hair + beard is absolutely Kuangshigaoren, and he wanted to pull a good relationship.
6. A hero with a good weapon, good to not have to go from the repair and maintenance.
7. Luanjian, the hero if not want to die, it will never die; in the case of arrows, that is because of the side of a big cause of their loved ones held hostage by the wicked hero distraction.
8. Must be symbolic of the fight several times, was a tricky move, and puffing saliva cry out: Go to hell! !
9. Resorted to nirvana to do a very fancy movements, but also cook a minute or two, but never took the opportunity to attack the enemy, even though it is a good opportunity for ... ...
10. And experts alike to ignore gravity, flying everywhere, and fly fast. However, if the drive is far way, they will ride.
11. Heroes Package: 2 pounds cooked beef + upper 女儿红. (Panda Inn long-term supply ... ...)
12. A good man never poisoned, the bad guys never do not poisoned; but a good man is old and has been framed has never poisoned poisoned, the bad guys never do not no one suspected him of poisoning.
13. Heroes to show their repair as often pick up a branch will be bragging a small role in defeat, and later began to supply the branches ... Panda Inn ...
14. The street was a straight kill, even though there are many things to do, but knocked over both sides of the stalls is the most important!
15. Good use hidden weapon is the form of forced, versatile, a must in the strike; bad guys with the hidden weapon is a despicable and shameless heresy, throwing dead are not throwing in the ... ...
16. Bad throwing in the bitter 1000 heart 10000, and will also be a good man endured throes recline, and puffing saliva shouting: despicable!
17. There will be masterpiece beautiful woman in the hidden weapon of the hero rescued the Japanese soon hygiene conditions ... ...
18. At that time the social order is not good, everyone wearing dangerous equipment ... ...
19. Vegetable market butcher is definitely a fat man! ! ! ! !
20. Ingenious magic was a layer of a layer of linen bind tightly, masterpiece of God who was also a layer of a layer of linen bind tightly ... ...
21. Protagonist's life or to smooth rough, rocky life will be rough to death, never plain sailing to buy lottery tickets ... ...
22. All are rich, rare coins, one one of the Yinpiao cheaper than toilet paper.
23. (Panda Inn's) waiter knowledgeable, some asked (+ money) will Answer!
24. Rich surname gold, money; the poor called Ergou. Good hypocrites a bad name to find out.
25. Shaolin Temple abbot on an (old monk that 8 count), and a powerful disciples, other dishes are.
26. Practicing Cheats want sex, do not like men, woman, mixed, and androgynous appearances of ... ...
27. Very much like in the restaurant (Panda Inn) where trouble first overturned a table, and then threw a chair, and finally the Rush.
28. Sometimes it can be a Jianpi out boulder, and sometimes they can not afford to split a square table.
29. Heroes are handsome, big villain is also very handsome, bit-part player looks sharp ~
30. Classic lines: A: next ***, rivers and lakes called ****。
B: the original is a ***, Jiuyang Jiuyang.
A: I do not deserve do not deserve ... ...
31. Singled out is "just" a party can not hold on, it will help people shouted: "deal with the devil, do not talk about him the moral arena, everyone on!"
32. Dalei, when it must be turned up in a somersault, and then 30's classic lines ... ...
33. Tanglang enduring, tai chi is only two individuals will be ... ...
34. Shaolin often stolen from the library ... ...
35. Although the master can use smell to the breath of the enemy, but he was being tapped, only the other side of what is needed to detect Peng Fan.
36. Tend to be perceived, when the fast is to catch up throwing flares, and in this period of time to escape 10 times faster than usual.
37. Like suspended animation.
38. A person drinking alcohol will definitely be the next heavy rain stuffy.
39. What would be heavy rain hit and only hit a mine.
40. Groups of organizations Pop: Four? #% ¥ four, the four * (... ...
41. Bajian, sometimes there Jian Qi, sometimes pull it out ... ...
42. The court is a great general lump feces, father is the master.
43. There is always a book, swords, jade people looting.
44. Has a network faster than the mode of transmission - the mouth!
45. Have not seen anyone on the toilet, and if so, it is because they were down a laxative ... ...
46. Brothels are Yihong (I suspect that the Panda Group, a subsidiary of ... ...).
47. Hairstyle a high degree of stereotyping, Lut toss to resume (using Pantene's?)
48. Either martial arts since childhood, or never martial arts, or else it can not become the Da-qi's.
49. Heroes to victory only two kinds of ways: a stroke or 100,200,300 Zhao Gao Ding Gao Ding ... ...
50. Beauty everywhere, this is the most depressed ... ...

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