things men never know!

※ 1, you will not know when I selfishly hang up your phone, how could not bear, and how much hope you will soon resort to come.

☆ 2, you would not know that I am the early morning in order so that a kiss is always woke up 10 minutes ahead of schedule, secretly looking at your sleeping face, and before you open your eyes, and then pretended to be asleep.

△ 3, you will not know to ask you love me every time when, in fact you did not do our best.

◇ 4, you do not know why you said: caviar is a very good nutrition, I always do the fish smell was always there too caviar.

※ 5, you do not know why I would now like to eat pizza while the former is very annoying, it is because the former takes to eat a pizza to you for nearly a week's living expenses, not to mention our school canteens pumpkin pie is not bad.

☆ 6, you would not know that I am so in love with is not jealous because they do not believe you, but you are too perfect in my eyes, and I do not allow such a perfect reflection in the eyes of another woman, my mother no good.

※ 7. You will not know that you have a plan and only five of money down to buy watermelon, yet I bought watermelon replaced to a strange girl bought ravioli Wu, I was laughing you're too stupid. In fact, but my mind was thinking: This man is not how I hurt him too.

☆ 8. You do not know how your voice at night bite the KB. Later, I'll pretend you have a snoring grit one's teeth, wait for you to help me drowsily pillow and then fall asleep after a good pad will not be bitten.

☆ 9. You would not know that these days, I started to not clean the room, because you are holding a vacuum cleaner that looks like, really so that I miss.

※ 10. You do not know, my birthday wish is my promise: the next life I want to be your daughter.

☆ 11. You would not know what I sleep like a good reason why is because your body temperature higher than I do, take a good warm Oh, so I chose the octopus-type sleep method. If you are starting today to holding my words, I can change Xiaoniaoyiren ah.

※ 12. You would not know that I am with your ex-girlfriend has become very good friends. Because of that you forgot to bring mobile phones, and she wants you just twist the foot to help him, I pick up the phone arrived at the food plaza and sent her to the hospital.

◇ 13. You would not know that I will marry you love you because apart from this, but also because I fell in love with your father - His Honor said: That brats if not better than with the Hello, I let him too bad every day.

△ 14. You would not know that I am most happy Shier, not you ask my wife, but when my mother standing in front of you, you are like me, Jiao Ma - the most valuable and most cherished family ties with people who share the .

☆ 15. You would not know that women like matchmaking skills, not because they bitch, but because she flies happier.